Literature
How to get rid of your EX:
Alex sighed as he boxed up the last of Gwen's black clothes and combat boots. After two years together, she had crushed his heart by casually announcing she wanted to "take a break." He knew that was just code for breaking up. As he taped up the final box, a devious plan entered Alex's mind. He had heard rumors about the OMG sorority having special recruitment shirts that somehow transformed girls into bubbly sorority types. An evil grin spread across Alex's face as he plotted to get one of those shirts and make Gwen wear it, erasing her sullen goth persona. A few days later, Alex successfully procured a pink OMG recruitment tee. He swapped it for one of Gwen's black band shirts, knowing she would have no other choice but to wear it. The next morning, a very confused Gwen put on the pink shirt, not recognizing it. As she walked to class, she felt lighter, as if a weight was lifting from her heart. The color pink brought a smile to her face. She felt positivelypeppy, like she could